I DEDICATE THIS BLOG TO ANY MALE THAT HAS EVER URINATED IN MY BATHROOM AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP
I do not want to get up in the middle of the night (or at any other time) and sit my bare ass down on PISS-SPLATTERED-PORCELAIN
As a women, why should I have have to check if the seat is down? I never touch the bloody thing except (and this adds insult to injury) to clean your goddam urine off it, around it, under it!
There's no argument here, it's simply not ok to leave it up. I should not have to check BEFORE I sit down!
It's lazy, it's selfish, it's inconsiderate and it shits me!
So please be thoughtful and put the stinking SEAT DOWN