The Nardoo Chronicles

For as long as we have lived here the man two doors down- (Toby, nice bloke, alternative, almost certainly thinks Tofu and bean curd is a treat) lets his decrepit old dog out for a walk each morning.

And every bloody morning "Lassie" sniffs it's sorry ass down to our footpath where it proceeds to take a dump - the only variation to this is which side of the driveway!

So yesterday I decided I'd had enough! I collected all of "Lassie's" offerings into a bucket............

and this is where I'd like to say "I stormed down to his place dumped them on his driveway and told him what I thought of his dog's stinkin habit"

but it didn't happen like that...................

I waited until I had the cover of darkness, snuck down to his place, tipped the bucket onto his driveway and ran home.

That showed him didn't it!!!! Ok, well after a few weeks of this I reckon he might get the message. Shit, I'm only giving what's his back............