Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Just thought I'd share this....

I was about 7 1/2 months pregnant, and I had just had major root canal work done on my tooth when I came home to find Arthur's big assed rooster (aptly named "Lunch") cruising around inside my house.

He was a cranky old thing - on a good day I wouldn't even look side ways at this rooster! After chasing it around the house for about 10 minutes, I, in a frenzy, called Arthur. He was at a meeting so I got his message bank. This was the message I left:

I carn get iss ucking ooster out of the ouse and it's hitting everywhere! Ooo ave to get ore ass ome an get it out or I'n oing to ill the ittle astard!

When he got the message and stopped laughing, to my absolute mortification, he put it on loud speaker and played it for everyone in the meeting to hear!

He's dinner was in the dog that night!!!


Kim said...

Leigh breath, what your postal address please?

Kim Blank-Hunter said...

I am still laughing! Mikey too! I have tears.....I'n arfing a wot. Ooo et erts.

Kathryn said...

I'm laughing so hard because I remember the rooster at Mrs Cox's place chasing you around her yard at Moorooka when we were kids - every time you trespassed thru her place to get to your home in Muriel Avenue! That thing hated you and you always ended up with scratches. You and roosters still have a thing obviously!!! LMAO